So I had this dream I was at a Madonna concert, not that I particularly like her or her music but the person I was with seemed to like her, so I feigned an interest. Anyway I got bored during the concert and decided to start reading my book, when all of a sudden Madonna comes off the stage and grabs my Kurt Vonnegut book, gives me a pissy look and signs the inner cover. I was disgusted, my book was ruined.

On a minor note I started my job today.