Like Butter...

Stelmach was on the talk today, at the economics society. Also of note today, I lost all respect for him. To quote Hannibal Lecter he's a "... hussling rube, with a little bit of class." He seemed so antagonistic, frustrated and indesiceve and just a little to simple. He's like Ralph but minus the charm. He also went on a hate jag towards Quebec over white margarine, sure it's unfair trade practices, but seriously there are much more pressing issues.

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

Panic in the streets of London

I was thinknig about it, what will the headlines read when Morrissey dies? Here is the list I thought up:

- The Queen is Dead (The kitsch)
- There is a light that never goes (The overly melodramatic, perfectly Morrissey)
- What difference does it make? (The cynical, also very Morrissey)
- Death at one's elbow (The Lame)

How quickly would I die If I jumped from the top of the parachutes ?

I don't blame you

I wonder when that Winona Ryder movie is coming out, you know the one where she did all that background research by shoplifting from Saks? It seems like it's been long enough.

I was researching for a role, not shoplifting, seriously it's coming out soon.

Work and eat and go to sleep

We had a town hall at work today where the CEO gave us a chat. It was a real drag. According to the CEO absolutely nothing went wrong. Here are some comments that I apperently misinterpreted:
1. Mexicans are lazy, the CEO said something about us building a pipeline in Mexico and how impressive it was that it was completed on time.
2. Alaska and McKenzie Delta Pipelines are never going to get built (two very large projects). The way he remarked on them so passivly and quickly I thought he was being sarcastic.
3. Pollution is everybody else's fault, not his. He seemed to skip the fact that he was also a memeber of the consumer group while reminding us that we were.