Panic in the streets of London

I was thinknig about it, what will the headlines read when Morrissey dies? Here is the list I thought up:

- The Queen is Dead (The kitsch)
- There is a light that never goes (The overly melodramatic, perfectly Morrissey)
- What difference does it make? (The cynical, also very Morrissey)
- Death at one's elbow (The Lame)

How quickly would I die If I jumped from the top of the parachutes ?