Today I heard the most sacrilegious and offensive sound on the American media Channel Much Music. What was the sound you ask? It was that of the Black Eyed Peas adding vocals to the righteous sermon of Dick Dale's "Misirlou." Alas, I have been lenient with their blasphemy and buffoonery for far too long. No longer will I tolerate these humps against my beliefs and religious zeal.
Therefore, the Black Eyed Peas, which are against Islam, the Prophet and the Qu'ran, are sentenced to death. I ask all Muslims to execute them wherever they find them.
God loves his children, yeah!P.S. Happy Valentines Day to all Yankee Infedels! May you engage in the appropriate amount heterosexual church approved sexual intercourse with your spouse. May I remind you it should be for reproductive purposes only!
