Well today we restablished the traditional gluttony binge at Joey's Only. (For those who don't know, Joey's Only Seafood Restaurant engages in the practice of offering all you can eat Fish Dinners on tuesday which certainly verge on fufilling the cardinal sin of gluttony.) We usually have a competition involving who can eat the most peices of fish. There are no rules, except for the ones established by the restaraunt they involve no sharing or taking home fish, none of which effect our competition. There are no rules for the competition (other than you must eat the entire fish and there is no counting of fractions). There is however generally excepted strategies these include:1. Never eat the french fries, they fill you up way faster and don't count.
2. Never drink too much pop it fucks up the equilibrium in your stomach
3. Alternate on toppings and don't use too much tartar sauce
4. Pace yourself
5. Save the lemon for the end
If you follow these rules you can at least make it to 5 peices, if you are a normal and reasonably fit humanoid.
Today I made it to 7, this was pretty good not a record but then again we haven't done this for a while I need to get my stomach back to capital vice state, then I can finally go hog wild.
